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	<title>Paint the Tiger, Carve the Swan &#187; Humour</title>
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		<title>Escalator Spinning</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2008/07/12/escalator-spinning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 04:05:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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Gotta love this.
via [Mister. D]
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<p>Gotta love this.<br />
via [<a href="http://misterd.tumblr.com/post/39688848/someone-is-really-going-to-get-hurt-doing-this">Mister. D</a>]</p>
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		<title>Face Transformer</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2008/07/10/face-transformer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:10:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is pretty cool. Upload an image of a face, and you can run some transforms on it to get alterations.
Try it out at http://www.faceofthefuture.org.uk/
For instance, from two pictures of me, here are some of what I may look like as an &#8220;Older&#8221; adult:

 
The one on the top actually looks a little bit like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is pretty cool. Upload an image of a face, and you can run some transforms on it to get alterations.</p>
<p>Try it out at <a href="http://www.faceofthefuture.org.uk/">http://www.faceofthefuture.org.uk/</a></p>
<p>For instance, from two pictures of me, here are some of what I may look like as an &#8220;Older&#8221; adult:</p>
<p>
<img src="http://schinckel.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/picture-1.jpg" width="291" height="386" alt="Picture 1.png" /> <img src="http://schinckel.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/picture-3.jpg" width="271" height="374" alt="Picture 3.png" /></p>
<p>The one on the top actually looks a little bit like my grandfather, and the one on the bottom looks an awful lot like my father. But older.</p>
<p><span id="more-1493"></span></p>
<p>Some other funny ones. Afro-Caribbean:</p>
<p>
<img src="http://schinckel.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/picture-4.jpg" width="266" height="367" alt="Picture 4.png" /></p>
<p>East and west asian:</p>
<p><img src="http://schinckel.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/picture-5.jpg" width="268" height="367" alt="Picture 5.png" /> <img src="http://schinckel.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/picture-6.jpg" width="264" height="365" alt="Picture 6.png" /></p>
<p>And, saving the best until last, two different ape-men:</p>
<p><img src="http://schinckel.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/picture-7.jpg" width="272" height="376" alt="Picture 7.png" /> <img src="http://schinckel.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/picture-2.jpg" width="290" height="384" alt="Picture 2.png" /></p>
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		<title>Done a Runner</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2008/05/23/done-a-runner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 00:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[(While I wait for something to compile&#8230;)
Had to fill the car up with petrol this morning. Petrol prices are a touch under AU$1.60/litre, which is higher than it has ever been in Australia. It costs me about 3 hours of work to fill my car up.
Anyway, there was a bit of a line up at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(While I wait for something to compile&#8230;)</p>
<p>Had to fill the car up with petrol this morning. Petrol prices are a touch under AU$1.60/litre, which is higher than it has ever been in Australia. It costs me about 3 hours of work to fill my car up.</p>
<p>Anyway, there was a bit of a line up at the servo, and another guy came out to serve. The woman in front of me did the shit that she wasn&#8217;t being served first (people behind me rushed over to his till), and swore at everyone and stormed out, leaving a newspaper and some chocolate bars on the counter. Did I mention she was a bit fat? And feral?</p>
<p>So, she stormed out, straight into her car, which she had apparently also filled up with petrol, and drove off.</p>
<p>The chick behind the counter didn&#8217;t really get her number properly, so I corrected her.</p>
<p>And scored myself a free coffee for it.</p>
<p>But it was worth if for the show alone.</p>
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		<title>Naked Mole Rat</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2008/04/15/naked-mole-rat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:24:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I swear this looks like something I have seen before. I just can&#8217;t put my penis on it&#8230;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I swear this looks like something I have seen before. I just can&#8217;t put my penis on it&#8230;</p>
<p><img src="http://schinckel.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/image001.jpg" width="420" height="324" alt="image001.jpg" /></p>
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		<title>xkcd vs Calvin</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2008/04/11/xkcd-vs-calvin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:05:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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  [From xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe]

Ah, this combines my two great loves&#8230; python and Calvin and Hobbes.
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<blockquote cite="http://xkcd.com/409/"><p>
  [From <a href="http://xkcd.com/409/"><cite>xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe</cite></a>]
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<p>Ah, this combines my two great loves&#8230; python and Calvin and Hobbes.</p>
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		<title>Archie In… A Different Class!</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2008/03/28/archie-in%e2%80%a6-a-different-class/</link>
		<comments>http://schinckel.net/2008/03/28/archie-in%e2%80%a6-a-different-class/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:23:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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  [From Chris’s Invincible Super-Blog » Blog Archive » Archie In… A Different Class!]

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<blockquote cite="http://www.the-isb.com/?p=308"><p>
  [From <a href="http://www.the-isb.com/?p=308"><cite>Chris’s Invincible Super-Blog » Blog Archive » Archie In… A Different Class!</cite></a>]
</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Abyss &#038; Apex : Fourth Quarter 2007: Wikihistory</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2008/03/28/abyss-apex-fourth-quarter-2007-wikihistory/</link>
		<comments>http://schinckel.net/2008/03/28/abyss-apex-fourth-quarter-2007-wikihistory/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
everybody kills Hitler on their first trip.


  [From Abyss &#38; Apex : Fourth Quarter 2007: Wikihistory]

This had me in stitches.
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<p><span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px;">everybody kills Hitler on their first trip.</span></p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote cite="http://www.abyssandapex.com/200710-wikihistory.html"><p>
  [From <a href="http://www.abyssandapex.com/200710-wikihistory.html"><cite>Abyss &amp; Apex : Fourth Quarter 2007: Wikihistory</cite></a>]
</p></blockquote>
<p>This had me in stitches.</p>
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		<title>Mmmm.  Bunnylicious.</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2008/03/24/mmmm-bunnylicious/</link>
		<comments>http://schinckel.net/2008/03/24/mmmm-bunnylicious/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 23:32:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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[via Whatever]
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<p>[via <a href="http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=530">Whatever</a>]</p>
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		<title>The Caring Ratio</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2008/03/19/the-caring-ratio/</link>
		<comments>http://schinckel.net/2008/03/19/the-caring-ratio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

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[via monoscope]
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<p>[via <a href="http://www.monoscope.com/2008/03/the_caring_ratio.html">monoscope</a>]</p>
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		<title>FFFFOUND!</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2008/03/14/ffffound/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:56:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I ffffound a wwwwebsite today. It hhhhas llllots of ppppictures on it. Ssssome of them aaaare vvvvery ffffunny!


     
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I ffffound a wwwwebsite today. It hhhhas llllots of ppppictures on it. Ssssome of them aaaare vvvvery ffffunny!</p>
<p><img src="http://schinckel.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/noisydecentgraphics.typepad.com-design-images-2008-03-11-yourproduct.jpg" width="480" height="480" alt="noisydecentgraphics.typepad.com_design_images_2008_03_11_yourproduct.jpg" /><span id="more-1376"></span></p>
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<img src="http://schinckel.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/200803142223.jpg" width="480" height="360" alt="200803142223.jpg" /> <img src="http://schinckel.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/2008031422242.jpg" width="480" height="321" alt="200803142224.jpg" /> <img src="http://schinckel.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/200803142224.jpg" width="480" height="325" alt="200803142224.jpg" /> <img src="http://schinckel.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/2008031422241.jpg" width="480" height="360" alt="200803142224.jpg" /> <img src="http://schinckel.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/200803142225.jpg" width="480" height="369" alt="200803142225.jpg" /> <img src="http://schinckel.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/2008031422251.jpg" width="360" height="480" alt="200803142225.jpg" /></p>
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