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	<title>Paint the Tiger, Carve the Swan &#187; Humour</title>
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	<description>Like a fortune cookie, only without the fortune, and not a cookie.</description>
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		<title>Dr Seuss</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2009/03/02/dr-seuss/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 07:17:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Star Wars Videos</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2009/01/29/star-wars-videos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:06:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn&#8217;t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

Star Wars: The Crazy Ones [via retrophisch].
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<a href="http://vimeo.com/2809991">Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn&#8217;t seen it)</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user759504">Joe Nicolosi</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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Star Wars: The Crazy Ones [via <a href="http://www.retrophisch.com/archives/2009/01/25/why_did_it_take_me_so_long_to_come_across_this.php">retrophisch</a>].</p>
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		<title>Jailbait</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2009/01/27/jailbait/</link>
		<comments>http://schinckel.net/2009/01/27/jailbait/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:57:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

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		<title>Food Chain</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2008/12/16/food-chain/</link>
		<comments>http://schinckel.net/2008/12/16/food-chain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 03:19:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Zombies]]></category>

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[via Don't Eat My Brain].
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<p>[via <a href="http://donteatmybrain.tumblr.com/">Don't Eat My Brain</a>].</p>
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		<title>Evil Xmas</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2008/12/15/evil-xmas/</link>
		<comments>http://schinckel.net/2008/12/15/evil-xmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 03:44:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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  Finished evil xmas shopping. Bought junk that&#8217;s the wrong size &#38; color for everyone so waiting in line to exchange is guaranteed.

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  Finished evil xmas shopping. Bought junk that&#8217;s the wrong size &amp; color for everyone so waiting in line to exchange is guaranteed.
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		<title>Bleed The World</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2008/12/12/bleed-the-world/</link>
		<comments>http://schinckel.net/2008/12/12/bleed-the-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:48:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This video is totally worth it too. Follow the link to see this one.

  At Christmas time we should always spare a thought for those less fortunate than us. After 20 years of bleeding the world, the global financial community has fallen on hard times. These people desperately need our thoughts, prayers and lots [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This video is totally worth it too. Follow the link to see this one.</p>
<blockquote cite="http://www.bleedtheworld.com/"><p>
  At Christmas time we should always spare a thought for those less fortunate than us. After 20 years of bleeding the world, the global financial community has fallen on hard times. These people desperately need our thoughts, prayers and lots of our money. If you have any investments or savings left, or any money left over at the end of the month please, please give generously. Merry Christmas. [From <a href="http://www.bleedtheworld.com/"><cite>Bleed The World</cite></a>]
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		<title>YouTube - Fainting Goats</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2008/12/12/youtube-fainting-goats/</link>
		<comments>http://schinckel.net/2008/12/12/youtube-fainting-goats/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:45:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to the Macalope, I came across this video on youtube:


  Fainting Goats [From YouTube - Fainting Goats]

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to the Macalope, I came across this video on youtube:</p>
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<blockquote cite="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg"><p>
  Fainting Goats [From <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg"><cite>YouTube - Fainting Goats</cite></a>]
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		<title>Emphasis</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2008/11/17/emphasis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Pedantry]]></category>

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LMAO.
Via [FAIL blog].
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<p>LMAO.</p>
<p>Via [<a href="http://failblog.org/2008/11/17/sign-win/">FAIL blog</a>].</p>
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		<title>Bzzz. BBQ.</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2008/11/15/bzzz-bbq/</link>
		<comments>http://schinckel.net/2008/11/15/bzzz-bbq/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 04:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This is cool. Read the info, and then look at the pictures.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111878061
(Now that I look at the URL, the avatar picture the guy has makes much more sense, and looks less gay.)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is cool. Read the info, and then look at the pictures.</p>
<p><a href="http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111878061">http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111878061</a></p>
<p>(Now that I look at the URL, the avatar picture the guy has makes much more sense, and looks less gay.)</p>
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		<title>Take On Me: Literal Version</title>
		<link>http://schinckel.net/2008/10/07/take-on-me-literal-version/</link>
		<comments>http://schinckel.net/2008/10/07/take-on-me-literal-version/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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