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I can’t quite remember how I came up with the title of this blog, but I know it had something to do with “The World According to Garp”, which I remembered as “Life According To Garp”. I’m glad I got it wrong, because there is another site with the title The World According To Matt. I did a bit of a look, and he started it well before I started mine, so I’m going to do the honourable thing and come up with a new title. I might go by a Google Search referer I got today: Monkey Female Names According To Matt. Doesn’t quite have the ring I’m after… Here’s my top options:

• I don’t like your trousers
• Barely Respectable, Rarely Bespectacled
• Mistaken at the top of my voice
• hateful AND boring
• Paint the Tiger/Carve the Swan
• Afterisms (Inc)

Vote for which one you like most in the comments. Here are some more options:

• part of the precipitate
• vanilla won ton soup
• Chewing Gum For Your Eyes (thanks to Frank Lloyd Wright)
• Not An Actual Emergency
• At night, the ice weasels come
• I’ll have a pie, thanks!
• Segmentation Fault: Core Dumped taken
• Proto-Nasal-Philosophy (Inc)
• Not Company Policy
• The Global Dictator
• Still safe to eat, just
• A thousand measure of rice
• You can’t polish a turd
• Thinking of a Flannelette Shirt
• Like a fortune cookie, only without a witty fortune, or a cookie
• Footprints in my hair
• Counting Thoughts: 1…
• Old enough to conform
• Intolerable Bryl Cream
• Always Rely on Miracles
• Believe the Donkey, for he Brays
• Taste the Fat
• Impermanently Confused
• Love is no excuse
• Not Evil. Lively.
• Youth is a Curse
• They kill people for less than that
• Twatology
• Damn this Childproof Cupboard!
• Everyone Likes Berries
• Power, without responsibility
• Adequately Competent
• Whatever you do it ends up raining
• Ghandara, Indiana
• Are we there yet?
• Simultaneous Noise Production