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Since today is my birthday, I thought I’d post today’s dilbert. It kinda rings true:

I had the following Adsense Ad on a page I viewed from my own site tonight: I don’t even know what it’s trying to sell! I think it’s something to do with a chat system. Let’s ask google:

Free Cat Accesses Direct Dialogue free simply! www.Chat-Land.Org Free Cat www.Chat-Land.Org

Oh, excellent! I’d forgotten that Chat means Cat in French! Someone’s giving away cats, and for some reason, my site got picked! I gotta get one! Free talking, and a Free Cat. • But seriously, why am I getting a French Ad on my site? Have I written anything in my blog about France, or in French? How does Google Adsense even know I did a little bit of French at Uni to try and meet girls (well, now I know how Google knows this…).

Ricky Gervais This site has the archives of the Ricky Gervais podcast. I’ve removed my listings of the URLs, as they are changing from time to time, so visit the link above to download them all. I may still create a feed XML, but I may not…

Boing Boing: If you love that goat so much, why don’t you marry it?

A guy in Sudan was caught having sex with a goat.

Reminds me of the old joke.

I worked for ten years building boats, but do they call me Pepi the boat builder? No. I worked for ten years painting houses, but do they call me Pepi the house painter? No. I worked for ten years fixing cars, but do they call me Pepi the mechanic? No. But you fuck one goat…

My results: I am Spider-Man

You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

BREITBART.COM - Young Canadians prefer ‘virtual sex’: survey Apparently, around 87% of young Canadians prefer online sex. I just think maybe they aren’t doing it properly offline.

…via The Tao of Mac - Battlestar Galactica (Image cropped to fit site width).

SAO Aussie Quiz Yay! I’m truly an Aussie, as I got 20/20. I reckon’ that most city slickers won’t have heard #10. Of course, the real phrase is “Come behind!”, and the alternate is “Get away back!” My only hassle is that it should be smart_arses_.com (For all of my overseas readers, that’s how we pronounce the word. Arrrrse. Long R.).

The Science Creative Quarterly » A GAME THEORETIC APPROACH TO THE TOILET SEAT PROBLEM

The toilet seat problem has been the subject of much controversey. In this paper we consider a simplified model of the toilet seat problem. We shall show that for this model there is an inherent conflict of interest which can be resolved by a equity solution.

We’ve found the ideal solution is that the Toilet Seat Lid is to be left down at all times: then everyone using the toilet incurs the same cost each time they “perform an operation”, be it a #1 operation or a #2 operation.

Chuck Norris Facts I love #9: Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. But they are all pretty good!